Thursday, January 8

Deleting Evidence...!!

Before blast-off, I (we) would like to apologize for the delay in the posts. I know, it has been quite a long time... long enough to sink this blog of mine to oblivion.

Not literally...! 
That wasn't needed... totally uncalled for. Wait your turn!

So anyway, as I was saying, there are times when the mind simply refuses to budge with your flow of thoughts. This happened to me quite recently when there was an ocean of thoughts flowing all the way inside my brain, hydrating the pathways...

what?
I tried to sound nice...
Nope. Didn't work. Don't even try doing that.

You know, there are times when we just won't feel like doing anything. And I mean it quite literally. Let me be honest with you by sharing an example. I had been thinking of posting something new in this blog of mine for the past 3 weeks, when out of the blue, laziness took over and procrastination happened. It slowly proliferated into days and before I even completely realised it, into weeks. It was all downhill from there. The ordeal finally ended three weeks and a few days later. But again, this isn't always the problem, atleast not when it comes to blogging or writing... not always. There is this wonderful (sic) internet connection I have here. It is so good, that it leaves me surprised for the larger part of the week (or month) with a shorter (or poor) bandwidth, as if saving it for a surprise the next month. But guess what, it does give me a surprise the following month with the same bandwidth, with no improvement whatsoever. "Surprise!!!"

yeah, i get it, slow internet connec.... 
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Did you just buffer?
Nope. Just wanted to know how it felt to actually buffer in real life.
That makes no sense!
Well, a lot of wha....
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Fine, moving on. While on facebook, I had come across various posts with quotes on them. A majority of them were humorous, some made absolutely no sense like rudha over here, a few were play with words and puns and the rest sounded so correct, it actually made me think if I had my own clone, living in some other part of this world. One such post was more of an open question. It asked the number of people who felt like 'deleting evidence' of some unsolved crime, while deleting their contact list, message list and(or) conversation memory with a particular person. To be honest, I had quite the same feeling once when I was forced to delete a few unwanted contacts and messages from my phone. And it just so happened right before I had to give my phone to my friend who had to make a call. Leaving aside the part where my friend had made a call (and depleted my entire balance of Rs.28), it felt somewhat strange to actually do something "mysterious" before handing over my phone.

Ever tried a hand in drug dealing?
Uh.. No.
Smuggling?
No.
Do you want to try?
Is it fun?
And a whole lot dangerous.
Not really sure... What should I really do?
First, delete your contacts and messages from your phone. Then, give it to a friend or some stranger. Or better, do it when they need your mobile.
Ok, so what do I gain from that?
Feel like a "criminal".
What about the drugs? Where are the smuggled goods?
Have you heard of drug dealing without drugs and smuggling without any items?
Are you crazy? No.
Well, flash news! It's called "imagination". Hehe.. You fall for that almost everytime don't you? Anyway, so? how's my plan..? I know that you like it. Just say it and maybe I will help you sometime in the future! Maybe get you out on bail... 
Hello...?
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Well, I guess he's buffering now... Hehe... he fell for it, again! But joke's apart, now that Ani is out of the picture, the facebook post regarding this topic feels more like a 'wasted' post rather than a "thought-provoking" one. Atleast it does to me....